legalmexican:

Is Love and Hip Hop even about Hip Hop like it just looks a ratchet ass mess, I mean Bad Girls Club is a ratchet mess but you’d expect a show called Bad Girls Club to be a ratchet mess.

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

(via intensional)

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?

Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.

Abuela: te parto fruta?

Me: no, gracias.

Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?

Me: no abuela.

Abuela: un vaso de agua?

Me: no, de veras estoy bien.

Abuela: come mierda pues.